What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:45

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy